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Actual weather conditions

Sat Jul 2 7:42:41 CEST 2016
              Regen[0]:1770.5mm   4918l/m2
               Wind[0]:   0.0Km/h    0 Windchill:
           Aussen/N[0]:  18.0C     86%   --.-C
          Esszimmer[0]:  23.9C     62%   970hPa
            Technik[0]:  34.1C     26%
               Kino[0]:  24.2C     61%
        Spielzimmer[0]:  24.6C     51%
           Computer[0]:  29.1C     39%
             Keller[0]:  24.3C     55%
              Teich[0]:  18.8C
        Sitzplatz/S[0]:  18.1C
             Kino 2[6]:   0.0C      0%
       Schlafzimmer[-1]:   0.0C      0%
        Gstezimmer[6]:   0.0C      0%
      Spielzimmer 2[-1]:   0.0C      0%
        Esszimmer 2[-1]:   0.0C      0%
            Eingang[-1]:   0.0C      0%
 Kinderzimmer links[-1]:   0.0C      0%
Kinderzimmer rechts[-1]:   0.0C      0%
             Garage[-1]:   0.0C

Quote of the second from shitlist:
- Baby Shit -
Self explanatory.  Output often more attractive and seemingly
palatable then input.  Comes in a variety of colors and textures.
My favorite quote:
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

-- Lewis Carrol, Alice's Adventures in wonderland


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