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         Letzter Regen:2018.06.15 09:16:49
              Regen[0]:   0.0mm      0l/m2
               Wind[0]:   0.0Km/h    0° Windchill:
           Aussen/N[6]:  --.-°C    ---%   --.-°C
          Esszimmer[6]:  --.-°C    ---%  ----hPa
            Technik[6]:  --.-°C    ---%
               Kino[6]:  --.-°C    ---%
               Büro[6]:  --.-°C    ---%
           Computer[6]:  --.-°C    ---%
             Keller[6]:  --.-°C    ---%
              Teich[6]:  --.-°C
        Sitzplatz/S[6]:  --.-°C
             Kino 2[6]:   0.0°C      0%
       Schlafzimmer[-1]:   0.0°C      0%
        Gästezimmer[6]:   0.0°C      0%
      Spielzimmer 2[-1]:   0.0°C      0%
        Esszimmer 2[-1]:   0.0°C      0%
            Eingang[-1]:   0.0°C      0%
 Kinderzimmer links[-1]:   0.0°C      0%
Kinderzimmer rechts[-1]:   0.0°C      0%
             Garage[-1]:   0.0°C

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tables: $rows

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$randval

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error: $error

"; // echo "

rows: $rows

"; // echo "

rows: $rows

"; $qq1 = mysqli_fetch_row($q1); // echo "

qq1: $qq1[0]

"; srand ((double) microtime() * 1000000); $randval2 = rand(1, $qq1[0]); $q2 = mysqli_query ($mc, "select fortune from $table where id='$randval2'"); $qq2 = mysqli_fetch_row($q2); // echo "

$qq2[0]

"; echo "$table:"; echo "

$qq2[0]

"; echo "($randval/$rows:$randval2/$qq1[0])"; } ?>

My favorite quote:

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

-- Lewis Carrol, Alice's Adventures in wonderland

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